1) Puzzle must have 1000 or more pieces (if standard jigsaw). 2) Must cost less than $20 AU. 3) Progress images must be taken day to day. 4) Competition is welcome (contact via comments). 5) You must be a monster.
Kate left this bitsy bloody blobby thing behind unfinished and I finally pieced it together - minus the two pieces that are probably under the pool deck where the monster snake will eat me if I try to find them so I'm too scared to look and will have to leave it (sorry) or I could lure the snake out with hope of more tasty pieces and then hit with a shovel but probably the pieces it has already eaten will be digested now and so I'll have to make new ones out of snake skin and that would probably be OK because the colour of the missing pieces is a little bit like the underbelly and ... (trails off mumbling incoherently).
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Kate left this bitsy bloody blobby thing behind unfinished and I finally pieced it together - minus the two pieces that are probably under the pool deck where the monster snake will eat me if I try to find them so I'm too scared to look and will have to leave it (sorry) or I could lure the snake out with hope of more tasty pieces and then hit with a shovel but probably the pieces it has already eaten will be digested now and so I'll have to make new ones out of snake skin and that would probably be OK because the colour of the missing pieces is a little bit like the underbelly and ... (trails off mumbling incoherently).
lol @ dad's creative writing skills to pay the bills.
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